Doritos Commercial

The flavor master raises her arms, and up out of the floor, raises a black obelisk. She speaks in a language this is unrecognizable. and the front of the obelisk fades, and opens up. It opens a portal to another world, the two flavour alchemists look inside and it is like the obelsik has opened up into the middle of a volcano. Down below there are creatures crawling in the hot lava, calling out to the flavour master. The flavour alchemists can hear a voice from behind them, it says " Gentlemen". They turn around and there is the flavour master. "One of your flavours will be sent to their doom, and you're going with them!" With that, the flavour master raises her hand, and both men are lifted off their feet as if by some magical curse. Both men frantically kicking and squirming, but to no avail. "I CHOOSE ONION RINGS AND KETCHUP!" And with that, the other man is thrown into the fiery abyss. The flavour master slowly lowers her hand, and the obelisk slowly descends back into the floor, along with the flavour alchemist's feet. So it has been chosen, onion rings and ketchup have reigned supreme.